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perfectlydreadful:

White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!

White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…

(via isaustinagirl)

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LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL MESSY DRUNK ASS

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IM BAAACK

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assgod:

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Ferguson Mayor James Knowles is making no friends at tonight’s Town Hall. Part 2

[part 1]

how do you share a name with beyonce and still be actual shit

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arssolum:

arssolum:

i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies

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fuck you charmin i didnt ask

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"The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation"

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tentaclethearpist:

its 20 fucking 14 can we stop pretending that online activism and general awareness campaigns “dont do anything” before i got on tumblr i was a racist sexist anti-feminist piece of garbage whos greatest understanding of any social issue was discrimination against white gay men and that trans people were “men trapped in womens bodies”

obviously something fucking right is going on so why dont you stop being pessimistic little shits.

(via blastortoise-chan)

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thagal:

white people ARE inherently racist the same way y’all think that black people ARE inherently thieves and Latinos ARE inherently drug dealers and Asians ARE inherently intelligent

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  • Question: I hate porn because the lady never looks like she's enjoying it. If there was porn that was more like real sex with both people having a good time it would be a lot more fun. - Anonymous
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    unclefather:

    i want a porn where he slaps my ass with a rubber chicken and all my moans are replaced with the rubber chicken noises. then i will have a good time.

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penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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